I, being a professional psychiatrist, have decided to open a help column (because Will told me to.) Here I will try to answer all you “important” questions. When I get enough question I will write a new page with the answers. So ask your questions in the comments please.
Why do they server pizza at lunch, like, 4 times a week? This is the most pressing of all my thoughts now, for I just can’t figure out why there must be so much pizza. Do people really like pizza that much? Like, come on, there must be a valid reason people need pizza 4 to 5 times a week. I try not to eat it every day, but there are sometimes I must eat it for fear of the mystery meat. By the way, what is the mystery meat?
How did you become qualified to be a psychiatrist at such a young age?